Tuesday, December 19, 2006
What is wrong with people?
I swear. Sometimes, I'm afraid to leave my house, or even to get out of bed.
Check this out. This link is the home page for information on a class action lawsuit against Nintendo. They're saying that the remotes that come with the new Nintendo Wii video game consoles are defective. Why? Because they come with a wrist strap that sometimes breaks when you swing the controller to hard. To use their words: "the wrist strap broke and caused the remote to leave the user’s hand."
If you're not sure what I'm talking about, check out www.wiihaveaproblem.com.
It shows some of the results of the breaking wrist straps. Broken TV's, dislocated knees, bruised heads, and damaged furniture are just some of the things you find there.
This leads me to my original question. What is wrong with people?
In this age of entitlement in which we live, when anything (read: ANYthing) goes wrong in our lives, we place the blame on whoever has the most money. "What? You threw you video game controller across the room? No problem, we'll sue the manufacturer and make millions!"
"What? You broke into someones house, and cut yourself on the glass from their window? We'll sue the owners."
"What? You drove your car into a river and then couldn't get the door open, and you almost died? We'll sue the car manufacturer, the city who runs the river, and the water cycle."
Give me a break. This law firm is a step below an ambulance chaser and should be laughed at by any judge that hears their case. And their clients?! Anyone that is participating in this lawsuit should be banned from playing video games ever again.
Take responsibility for your own actions. They're YOUR actions. Yours alone.
/me throws hands up and storms out.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Why Lead Trumpets aren't invited Christmas Caroling
Anyone who knows me pretty well knows that I am into Drum Corps in almost any form.
I ran across this recording a few years ago, and enjoy it every Christmas season.
This is the reason that lead trumpets (or lead sopranos) aren't invited Christmas Caroling. If you've ever been in a Drum Corps or College Marching Band, or even a zealous High School band, you'll know why this is funny. I think it's funny on it's own merits though.
Have a listen.
Part 2:
An open letter to lead trumpets/sops:
I ran across this recording a few years ago, and enjoy it every Christmas season.
This is the reason that lead trumpets (or lead sopranos) aren't invited Christmas Caroling. If you've ever been in a Drum Corps or College Marching Band, or even a zealous High School band, you'll know why this is funny. I think it's funny on it's own merits though.
Have a listen.
Part 2:
An open letter to lead trumpets/sops:
Hey Guys:
We know you can play high. We've all heard your lip trills and note bends that you were "practicing". We know that your chops are second to none. We allll wish we could be just like you. (/me rolls eyes.)
We, your adoring fans, want you to remember just two things. 1) There is more to music than being the highest, fastest, loudest, most obnoxious. 2) If everyone is special, no one is special.
So look around...and save the pomp for your solo, where it can be truly appreciated. (No sarcasm this time...we DO appreciate your skills...just at the right time. )
Sincerely,
Second and Third Trumpets, and the rest of the planet.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Gingerbread Village
Today we had a little family get together and decorated gingerbread housen.
It was totally fun complete, and the houses looked really cool. The kids (and KaCerton) added some great designs.
Check them out, in all their glory:
From right to left:
12 Oaks, by Jackson and Mom.
The White House, by Emily and KC.
Tatooine, by Jefferson, Cami and Jake.
An architect (or canditect as we call them here), hard at work.
"You mean this is ALL edible!?"
Is another Christmas tradition born? Only time will tell...dun dun dunnnnn...
It was totally fun complete, and the houses looked really cool. The kids (and KaCerton) added some great designs.
Check them out, in all their glory:
From right to left:
12 Oaks, by Jackson and Mom.
The White House, by Emily and KC.
Tatooine, by Jefferson, Cami and Jake.
An architect (or canditect as we call them here), hard at work.
"You mean this is ALL edible!?"
Is another Christmas tradition born? Only time will tell...dun dun dunnnnn...
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Pettebone Farm - V 2
Thanks to everyone who gave advise about my photos, on and off-line. I took it from a wider angle from the fence, lowered the ISO setting to get more color depth, and did some more post-processing. I had to wait a few days to get the weather right, but a few shoots later I came up with one that I thought was an improvement.
I'd like to get this picture right, so please...any comments or suggestions are welcome! I'll take them positive, negative, neutral, straight up, round about, rhyming or even in the style of Dr. Seuss.
More from this shoot here.
I'd like to get this picture right, so please...any comments or suggestions are welcome! I'll take them positive, negative, neutral, straight up, round about, rhyming or even in the style of Dr. Seuss.
More from this shoot here.
Sunday, November 26, 2006
This picture is only worth about 20 words. Can you help?
So, I've been shooting with a new camera. A Canon Rebel XT. It's quite an upgrade from the Fuji S5000, which I loved. (I put about 15000 photos on the Fuji.)
I'm working on a shot of a local farm. I can't seem to capture the same sense of easy-going comfort that I get when I view it from the road. Below are my first two attempts.
I need feedback! Please give me any criticism you can about this photo. Anything, really. Tell me what you like and don't like about it's composition, the subjects, the lighting, the developing, etc. I thought it would be a good exercise for me to get a picture really right...and since it's close, I can go back often to re-shoot. You can see a color version of the picture here.
See my notes on the first two tries below.
I took this one at about 4:00pm in November. So, the shadows are long, and there isn't much contrast due to the sun. My wife suggested (and I agree) that I get it when the barn isn't so drab and one-colored.
More from this shoot can be found here.
This is the next day, about 1pm. More sunlight on everything makes for better shadows etc. But it loses some of the mystique it has in the first. Right?
More from this shoot can be found here. A slightly different angle, which I like, is here.
Any ideas anyone?
I'm working on a shot of a local farm. I can't seem to capture the same sense of easy-going comfort that I get when I view it from the road. Below are my first two attempts.
I need feedback! Please give me any criticism you can about this photo. Anything, really. Tell me what you like and don't like about it's composition, the subjects, the lighting, the developing, etc. I thought it would be a good exercise for me to get a picture really right...and since it's close, I can go back often to re-shoot. You can see a color version of the picture here.
See my notes on the first two tries below.
I took this one at about 4:00pm in November. So, the shadows are long, and there isn't much contrast due to the sun. My wife suggested (and I agree) that I get it when the barn isn't so drab and one-colored.
More from this shoot can be found here.
This is the next day, about 1pm. More sunlight on everything makes for better shadows etc. But it loses some of the mystique it has in the first. Right?
More from this shoot can be found here. A slightly different angle, which I like, is here.
Any ideas anyone?
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
"What's Red Dolphin?"
So, lately, my blog title has been "The Red Dolphin." What is that?
I've never actually seen a red dolphin. I have seen a dolphin though, and I'm not just talking about on TV. No. I've seen a dolphin in the flesh (scales?) and my own naked eyeballs. Ok, so it was at Sea World. But I also saw some in the Bahamas, but it cost about $150 to swim around with them. Who has the kind of money after getting to the Bahamas?! Not me, man.
No, "The Red Dolphin" isn't a real swimming mammal. Here is the story. It's short, but cute.
We were in Target a few weeks back, buying a few things. We like to cruise their clearance stuff (look for the red tags) as they sometimes have some good deals on stuff we need. In particular, they had their dollar section stuff marked down to $.25. Nice. (I love when they have draw-string-bags there...any size.) So, we had about $12 worth of target-stuff in the cart.
At checkout, all the prices were coming up wrong. The total bill ended up being over $60! The girl apologized and was very nice, but told us we had to go talk to customer service. Next thing we know, lots of people are going over there. Turns out they had a computer problem and all the prices were wrong. It took them a few minutes, but they sorted our stuff out correctly. As I waited in the line though, I watched people leaving the store and thought to myself. "They all just overpaid on all that junk. "
In the car, we were talking about it, and I said.. "Man, everyone is getting ripped off in there." Jack promptly asked "Dad, what's Red Dolphin?" After asking him to explain what he meant, he said: "You said everyone was getting red dolphin there." Haha. So there you have it. The mystery of the red dolphin.
All joking and sea creatures aside...you have to watch these retailers. Wal-Mart is the worst!! Every time we shop there, something shows up with the wrong price (in the stores favor, or course.) I really think they do it on purpose. Once, we were buying 6 things. 5(!) of them came up several dollars over the price on the shelf. Our choice was to either buy them at the crappy price, or go back and double check. Please. So, we just left everything there and bought the one thing. I really...really hate shopping there. I try to write prices down when I can, and check them as they are beeped.
You gotta watch out, or you'll get Red Dolphin there too!
I've never actually seen a red dolphin. I have seen a dolphin though, and I'm not just talking about on TV. No. I've seen a dolphin in the flesh (scales?) and my own naked eyeballs. Ok, so it was at Sea World. But I also saw some in the Bahamas, but it cost about $150 to swim around with them. Who has the kind of money after getting to the Bahamas?! Not me, man.
No, "The Red Dolphin" isn't a real swimming mammal. Here is the story. It's short, but cute.
We were in Target a few weeks back, buying a few things. We like to cruise their clearance stuff (look for the red tags) as they sometimes have some good deals on stuff we need. In particular, they had their dollar section stuff marked down to $.25. Nice. (I love when they have draw-string-bags there...any size.) So, we had about $12 worth of target-stuff in the cart.
At checkout, all the prices were coming up wrong. The total bill ended up being over $60! The girl apologized and was very nice, but told us we had to go talk to customer service. Next thing we know, lots of people are going over there. Turns out they had a computer problem and all the prices were wrong. It took them a few minutes, but they sorted our stuff out correctly. As I waited in the line though, I watched people leaving the store and thought to myself. "They all just overpaid on all that junk. "
In the car, we were talking about it, and I said.. "Man, everyone is getting ripped off in there." Jack promptly asked "Dad, what's Red Dolphin?" After asking him to explain what he meant, he said: "You said everyone was getting red dolphin there." Haha. So there you have it. The mystery of the red dolphin.
All joking and sea creatures aside...you have to watch these retailers. Wal-Mart is the worst!! Every time we shop there, something shows up with the wrong price (in the stores favor, or course.) I really think they do it on purpose. Once, we were buying 6 things. 5(!) of them came up several dollars over the price on the shelf. Our choice was to either buy them at the crappy price, or go back and double check. Please. So, we just left everything there and bought the one thing. I really...really hate shopping there. I try to write prices down when I can, and check them as they are beeped.
You gotta watch out, or you'll get Red Dolphin there too!
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
You only get one shot...
Authors Note: It's been a few months since I wrote this, and I feel I should clarify a few things. I don't hate sports. I like them. My son is in Basketball and he loves it. I even act as the assistant coach! (As if I was qualified.) I love what Sports do for kids, unity, work-ethics, etc. I love to see family members coming together for sporting events. We have huge parties at my house for the Olympics, etc. My own personal version of sports is Drum Corps. We watch the DCI (dci.org) scores and seasons like many people watch sporting leagues.
What irks me is the praise that society puts on the sporting figures. Someone is talented with a ball, and so we pay them tens of millions of dollars a year as well as let them tell us how to vote? Thank you, no. (And yes, it's US paying them. Hundreds of dollars for one ticket to some pro football games. Rediculous.)
So, I should have followed up my question: "what are they good for...absolutely nothing?" With: "Heck no...they're great!! (in moderation.)
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Sports. Uungh. What are they good for?...Absolutely Nothing?
Sports in our country serve as a false idol that people pray to, curse and trust in for happiness and guidance.
At some point in a child's life though, sports are nothing more than throwing a ball around for some simple fun. A bit later in the child's life, they start to like the challenge and competition that sports offer. At SOME point, this healthy appeal turns into fanaticism, which leads to obsession, which leads to overpriced season tickets and sports "heroes" making salaries enough to end world hunger. What's a father supposed to do? Catch 22.
For now though, my man likes to toss the ball, and run around. And I'm ok with that. We have an unfinished basement with lots of headroom and cement floors. He's been using a shelf for a "basket" to practice basketball. Today, we decided to build a proper hoop. We used a bucket, marker, jigsaw, drill, boondoggle and a few grabber screws. 30 minutes later, he was shooting baskets that actually went through! The boondoggle net that he designed provides a satisfying "swish" sound. It's good for him, and we enjoyed making it together.
He joined a basketball team this week. Coach Mitch is awesome, and the kids really like it. May the fun-ness of sports stay fun for a long...long time.
What irks me is the praise that society puts on the sporting figures. Someone is talented with a ball, and so we pay them tens of millions of dollars a year as well as let them tell us how to vote? Thank you, no. (And yes, it's US paying them. Hundreds of dollars for one ticket to some pro football games. Rediculous.)
So, I should have followed up my question: "what are they good for...absolutely nothing?" With: "Heck no...they're great!! (in moderation.)
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Sports. Uungh. What are they good for?...Absolutely Nothing?
Sports in our country serve as a false idol that people pray to, curse and trust in for happiness and guidance.
At some point in a child's life though, sports are nothing more than throwing a ball around for some simple fun. A bit later in the child's life, they start to like the challenge and competition that sports offer. At SOME point, this healthy appeal turns into fanaticism, which leads to obsession, which leads to overpriced season tickets and sports "heroes" making salaries enough to end world hunger. What's a father supposed to do? Catch 22.
For now though, my man likes to toss the ball, and run around. And I'm ok with that. We have an unfinished basement with lots of headroom and cement floors. He's been using a shelf for a "basket" to practice basketball. Today, we decided to build a proper hoop. We used a bucket, marker, jigsaw, drill, boondoggle and a few grabber screws. 30 minutes later, he was shooting baskets that actually went through! The boondoggle net that he designed provides a satisfying "swish" sound. It's good for him, and we enjoyed making it together.
He joined a basketball team this week. Coach Mitch is awesome, and the kids really like it. May the fun-ness of sports stay fun for a long...long time.
Thursday, November 02, 2006
The Ubuntu 6.10 grub menu.lst file and you...
Did you recently upgrade your Ubuntu install to 6.10 (Edgy)?
If yes: After you upgraded, was your dual-boot windows option mysteriously missing from the grub boot list?
If yes: Did you fix it?
If no: Do the following.
Log into your Ubuntu system and add (as root) the following to your /boot/grub/menu.list file, at the bottom, then reboot:
This fixed mine. Phew.
If yes: After you upgraded, was your dual-boot windows option mysteriously missing from the grub boot list?
If yes: Did you fix it?
If no: Do the following.
Log into your Ubuntu system and add (as root) the following to your /boot/grub/menu.list file, at the bottom, then reboot:
title Microsoft WindowsRead more about this fix here.
root (hd0,0)
savedefault
makeactive
chainloader +1
This fixed mine. Phew.
Monday, October 23, 2006
Egg Salad Reunion...
I was recently reminded of the goodness that is Egg Salad Sandwiches.
I've been eating them for lunch a bit lately, and have been enjoying it very muchlalalalalaaaa.
I suggest you try it out. Here are some tips:
I've been eating them for lunch a bit lately, and have been enjoying it very muchlalalalalaaaa.
I suggest you try it out. Here are some tips:
- Do not use too much mayonaise. Use just enough to hold the egg together.
- Do not smash the egg to finely. Chunks of egg make for a good texture.
- Be generous with salt and pepper.
- Experiment. Following Vigs lead today, I put spicy chips on my sandwich today. It was excellent!
- Remember that hard-boiled eggs take some time to make. Make a bunch, and keep them in the fridge for later use.
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Cool app and a new home for themdg's photos
The images found on themdg now have a new home. I use this machine for my file server as well as my web server. As a result, all of my photos can be found here. I used to add some of my photos to my Galleryas I took them, but it was getting too crowded. I had 4 or 5 thousand pictures in the gallery. It was so full in there that no one was looking at them. So, I removed them all, and started over on the gallery.
I decided to have two galleries. One that held my most favorite photos, and a little description of the picture. This would be my "Photo Gallery." The other would be a dynamic listing of all the pictures I've ever taken. That was the tricky part, actually. Finding some software that would do this, without messing up my photo repository. Since this is my file server, the photos are my master copy. I didn't want to mess them up with inline caches and scripts all over.
After a few weeks, I found one that works perfectly. Weatimages lives in the root of my photo directories, and creates one directory seperate from the other, to store it's caches. My photo directories remain untouched. It provides a dynamic, yet still cached listing of all my photos.
My Weatimages listing:
I also started over with the gallery, and am only putting my best pictures there.
Have a look:
I decided to have two galleries. One that held my most favorite photos, and a little description of the picture. This would be my "Photo Gallery." The other would be a dynamic listing of all the pictures I've ever taken. That was the tricky part, actually. Finding some software that would do this, without messing up my photo repository. Since this is my file server, the photos are my master copy. I didn't want to mess them up with inline caches and scripts all over.
After a few weeks, I found one that works perfectly. Weatimages lives in the root of my photo directories, and creates one directory seperate from the other, to store it's caches. My photo directories remain untouched. It provides a dynamic, yet still cached listing of all my photos.
My Weatimages listing:
I also started over with the gallery, and am only putting my best pictures there.
Have a look:
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Woot-off tonight at woot.com
POST WOOT-OFF EDIT:
I watched the woot-off closely for most of the nearly 48 hours it lasted.
I did buy a few thing, and it was fun to watch. But after a while, it started to get depressing. The users on Woot.com started to seem emotionally spent and were acting so disrespectful for each other and to woot.com. I felt like I was in the orphanage in Oliver...everyone out for himself, begging for food and taking advantage of others whenever possible.
The environment degraded fun to hostile...and that's when I started to check out. Maybe it was too long. Maybe people care too much about the rediculous "Bag of Crap." I mean, it would be fun to get one...but people get rediculously MAAAAAD when they don't...or when others do. Please. It's nothing.
I'm cured from woot.com obsession.
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There will be a woot-off tonight (10/11/2006). I can fell it. Check woot.com at Midnight CST.
This, from their newsletter today:
"OK, we're gonna let you go now, because we've got lots of product to write about before Thursday. Thanks for reading this far - hope you got plenty of sleep last night..."
Fun times.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Tongs and You're Welcome: A Fun Reunion
We had a good time at our little reunion. It was well attended and food was plentiful.
Here you'll find pictures of:
Jeff and Chelesta and kids
Fred and Julie
John and Liz
Josh and Kid
Matt
We talked and joked for a few hours, and kept the kids busy with Glow Sticks, trampoline and movies.
I can't speak for everyone, but this was an excellent and soul-satisfying reunion for me.
Thanks everyone who came, and to those who couldn't for responding.
Here you'll find pictures of:
Jeff and Chelesta and kids
Fred and Julie
John and Liz
Josh and Kid
Matt
We talked and joked for a few hours, and kept the kids busy with Glow Sticks, trampoline and movies.
I can't speak for everyone, but this was an excellent and soul-satisfying reunion for me.
Thanks everyone who came, and to those who couldn't for responding.
Sunday, September 10, 2006
The "manly" way to fix things...
What do these two things have in common:
After cleaning everything and replacing the spark plug, I gave up for the day. I posted my dilemma to a newsgroup. The answer came pretty quickly. "Try the kill switch" they said. "Pffffpt," I thought, as I walked out to try it.
Sure enough...the Switch was set to "Not Run" instead of "Run." Turned it back on and Rrrruuunnndddnnndndndndd..she started right up. The Black Pearl rides again!
Why didn't I think of turning it on?
A ceiling fan
My Scooter
My Scooter
Give up? I'll tell you. These are two things that I have recently disassembled to find out why they wouldn't start. In other words, I took them apart so I could fix them.
But that's not anything new. That happens all the time. Most things need some taking apart for a repair. So, that's not what really makes these similar.
But this is: The On Switch
First...the fan. We've just moved to MD, and have rented a cool little townhouse. After moving in, I noticed that the master bedroom ceiling fan didn't work. I have strong tendancy to perspire in all temperatures and all situations and I enjoy the breeze from a fan such as this one.
I removed the cover and replaced the switch. I also took the chance to examine all the other parts (as if I knew what I was looking at.) After all my work, nothing. Fan still didn't work.
The next day my wife calls and says "Guess what I'm watching? (what?) The ceiling fan...spinning like crazy. There was a seperate fan switch on the wall, behind the shade.
Ok. Lesson learned, right? Occoms Razor and all that. No. Not even close.
Now, the scooter. Thursday, after a rather embarassing incident that I'd rather not talk about, (but that involves my throttle, a womans VW Golf, and my scooter being on the ground), my scooter wouldn't start!
I arranged a ride home, put the scooter in my truck and brought it home. The next day, I removed a few parts to get to the engine. Nothing seemed wrong. So, I removed a few more parts to get to more of the engine. Still nothing. Finally, I removed most of the body. See picture below:
But that's not anything new. That happens all the time. Most things need some taking apart for a repair. So, that's not what really makes these similar.
But this is: The On Switch
First...the fan. We've just moved to MD, and have rented a cool little townhouse. After moving in, I noticed that the master bedroom ceiling fan didn't work. I have strong tendancy to perspire in all temperatures and all situations and I enjoy the breeze from a fan such as this one.
I removed the cover and replaced the switch. I also took the chance to examine all the other parts (as if I knew what I was looking at.) After all my work, nothing. Fan still didn't work.
The next day my wife calls and says "Guess what I'm watching? (what?) The ceiling fan...spinning like crazy. There was a seperate fan switch on the wall, behind the shade.
Ok. Lesson learned, right? Occoms Razor and all that. No. Not even close.
Now, the scooter. Thursday, after a rather embarassing incident that I'd rather not talk about, (but that involves my throttle, a womans VW Golf, and my scooter being on the ground), my scooter wouldn't start!
I arranged a ride home, put the scooter in my truck and brought it home. The next day, I removed a few parts to get to the engine. Nothing seemed wrong. So, I removed a few more parts to get to more of the engine. Still nothing. Finally, I removed most of the body. See picture below:
After cleaning everything and replacing the spark plug, I gave up for the day. I posted my dilemma to a newsgroup. The answer came pretty quickly. "Try the kill switch" they said. "Pffffpt," I thought, as I walked out to try it.
Sure enough...the Switch was set to "Not Run" instead of "Run." Turned it back on and Rrrruuunnndddnnndndndndd..she started right up. The Black Pearl rides again!
Why didn't I think of turning it on?
Thursday, August 31, 2006
DCI 2006 Finals on ESPN2 - 9/5/06
This tuesday, you can see the 2006 Drum Corps International finals on ESPN2 at 8pm Eastern.
Here is your chance to see some really amazing performances.
Even if you've never seen any Drum Corps, this will be a good watch. They produce it to be dramatic as well as interesting.
Check it out. It only comes around once a year. :)
Looking for other years of DCI shows or music? I might be able to help. Drop me a line.
Here is your chance to see some really amazing performances.
Even if you've never seen any Drum Corps, this will be a good watch. They produce it to be dramatic as well as interesting.
Check it out. It only comes around once a year. :)
Looking for other years of DCI shows or music? I might be able to help. Drop me a line.
Monday, August 28, 2006
Mattie Begins
This song is speaking to me today.
Counting Crows - Anna Begins (mp3 link)
This time when kindness falls like rain
It washes her away and anna begins to change her mind
These seconds when Im shaking leave me shuddering
For days she says.
And Im not ready for this sort of thing
But Im not gonna break
And Im not going to worry about it anymore
Im not gonna bend. and Im not gonna break and
Im not gonna worry about it anymore
It's like I heard it today, for the first time after listening to it for years.
Counting Crows - Anna Begins (mp3 link)
This time when kindness falls like rain
It washes her away and anna begins to change her mind
These seconds when Im shaking leave me shuddering
For days she says.
And Im not ready for this sort of thing
But Im not gonna break
And Im not going to worry about it anymore
Im not gonna bend. and Im not gonna break and
Im not gonna worry about it anymore
It's like I heard it today, for the first time after listening to it for years.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Friggin Microsoft Restart Crap...
I should be used to this nonsence by now.
"You have pressed the space bar. Please restart for this change to take effect."
/me rolls eyes.
Today, about 10 minutes after logging into my laptop at work, I got this notice:
Do you want to restart your computer now? Yes, or Yes?
Oh, you don't want to restart? Well, that's ok, but this window will stay on top of all of your other windows unti you click it.
Instead of "Restart now", it could say something like "Sucker. We've got you right where we want you."
What would happen if I didn't restart? Really....probably nothing. Give me a break Microlame.
/me counts down the days when he can switch to GNU/Linux at work.
"You have pressed the space bar. Please restart for this change to take effect."
/me rolls eyes.
Today, about 10 minutes after logging into my laptop at work, I got this notice:
Do you want to restart your computer now? Yes, or Yes?
Oh, you don't want to restart? Well, that's ok, but this window will stay on top of all of your other windows unti you click it.
Instead of "Restart now", it could say something like "Sucker. We've got you right where we want you."
What would happen if I didn't restart? Really....probably nothing. Give me a break Microlame.
/me counts down the days when he can switch to GNU/Linux at work.
Monday, August 21, 2006
Saturday, August 19, 2006
My 30 seconds of first-sucker-woot-fame...
Disclaimer: There is nothing in this article to do with any actual fame. It's just silly. But if you want an autograph, please email me, and I'll get you an address where you can send a SASE.
For those of you who don't regularly visit woot.com, here is a brief summary.
They sell one product per day, until it's sold out. Usually electronics, computer hardware, kitchen gadgets, etc. Items range in prices from $5 to $3000 and shipping is always $5 no matter the size of the item.
The only exception to the one-day-one-deal rule is when woot.com hosts a "wootoff." During a wootoff, a new item is presented directly after the previous one sells out. A meter is shown to give an idea of how many of a particular item is left. Items usually last between a few minutes to a few hours during a wootoff. "Wooters" tend to lose sleep during these events.
I've been watching woot.com for new items for a while now, but have never "wooted" (bought something.) That changed during the last woot off, which ended last night. I bought a few items including a new hard drive and a few wireless xbox controllers for my OG Xbox.
Here is where my woot-fame comes in.
When the logitec wireless xbox controllers came up, I was ready. I had been waiting for just this item. My xbox controllers are starting to short out, and they are...(ahem)...I'm embarassed to say... wired.
Anyway, when the woot came up, I bought two. After I completed my purchase, I went to see how many others had bought right away. Here is the screenshot:
Notice: First Sucker: themdg. That's me. I wooted first. I'm a hero. I'm on the woot site forever! My posterity will know that I was the kinda of guy who didn't mess around. When I wooted, I WOOTED.
Or so I thought.
A few minutes later, the site was updated, and another wooter was given the illustrious title of "First Sucker." I guess he was .5 seconds or so before me, so it was fixed.
At least I got the screenshot! And I hope the wireless controllers come soon.
For those of you who don't regularly visit woot.com, here is a brief summary.
They sell one product per day, until it's sold out. Usually electronics, computer hardware, kitchen gadgets, etc. Items range in prices from $5 to $3000 and shipping is always $5 no matter the size of the item.
The only exception to the one-day-one-deal rule is when woot.com hosts a "wootoff." During a wootoff, a new item is presented directly after the previous one sells out. A meter is shown to give an idea of how many of a particular item is left. Items usually last between a few minutes to a few hours during a wootoff. "Wooters" tend to lose sleep during these events.
I've been watching woot.com for new items for a while now, but have never "wooted" (bought something.) That changed during the last woot off, which ended last night. I bought a few items including a new hard drive and a few wireless xbox controllers for my OG Xbox.
Here is where my woot-fame comes in.
When the logitec wireless xbox controllers came up, I was ready. I had been waiting for just this item. My xbox controllers are starting to short out, and they are...(ahem)...I'm embarassed to say... wired.
Anyway, when the woot came up, I bought two. After I completed my purchase, I went to see how many others had bought right away. Here is the screenshot:
Notice: First Sucker: themdg. That's me. I wooted first. I'm a hero. I'm on the woot site forever! My posterity will know that I was the kinda of guy who didn't mess around. When I wooted, I WOOTED.
Or so I thought.
A few minutes later, the site was updated, and another wooter was given the illustrious title of "First Sucker." I guess he was .5 seconds or so before me, so it was fixed.
At least I got the screenshot! And I hope the wireless controllers come soon.
Monday, August 14, 2006
Monopoly skills prevalent in sister...game ends badly...
My Sister and I played a full game of 1-on-1 Monopoly Sunday. Below you will see the board a few minutes before the game ended.
Notice highlights of her holdings in BLUE
Notice highlights of my holdings in RED
Notice that she owns every property, has 13 hotels, numerous bills of all sizes, three houses, and a 5 year old on her side (see feet.)
Notice that I own only a "Get out of Jail Free" card.
Needless to say, I had little bargaining power when I needed to pay over $1000 in rent on my next move.
Where did I go wrong, you ask? I traded Boardwalk for 3 railroads. This may be a great strategy when playing with 3 or more players, but in 1-on-1 monopoly play, it's tantemount to monopocide.
We have plans to meet for a rematch this weekend, but this time with 3-5 players. THIS time the railroads WILL be key.
Stay tuned.
Notice highlights of her holdings in BLUE
Notice highlights of my holdings in RED
Notice that she owns every property, has 13 hotels, numerous bills of all sizes, three houses, and a 5 year old on her side (see feet.)
Notice that I own only a "Get out of Jail Free" card.
Needless to say, I had little bargaining power when I needed to pay over $1000 in rent on my next move.
Where did I go wrong, you ask? I traded Boardwalk for 3 railroads. This may be a great strategy when playing with 3 or more players, but in 1-on-1 monopoly play, it's tantemount to monopocide.
We have plans to meet for a rematch this weekend, but this time with 3-5 players. THIS time the railroads WILL be key.
Stay tuned.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
DCI to move to Indy - Finals on a semi-perminant stay
A big announcement today by DCI. They're moving their national headquarters to Indianapolis, IN. Even more interesting is the announcement that they will hold the DCI World Championships at the yet-to-be-completed Lucas Oil stadium in Indianapolis, IN each year (with one exception) from 2008 until 2011.
Here are some pertinant facts:
- Lucas Oil Stadium is replacing the RCA Dome stadium, home of a annual Regional Competitino and many Bands of America competitions.
- Lucas Oil Stadium will feature a retractable roof.
- Indianapolis, IN is within one day driving distance from 75% of the country.
- Historically, DCI World Championships were held in a different stadium each year or two.
While this may be a good business move for DCI Corporation, I think this is a blow for DCI fans and participants. There is something of a feeling of ownership and nostalgia to world championships performer. The show they present the night of finals of a culmination of months (and sometimes years!) of effort. There is a notion of "leaving it on the field" meaning, giving your all to perform your best. "The Field" becomes holy ground. After the closing ceremonies of a DCI World Championship, people depart, knowing that it may be 10 years before another World Champtionships will be held there. For those 10 years, that field belongs to those participants. No longer.
I believe this will also hurt the PR value that DCI gets from hosting it's finals in cities all around the country. Ask people around you if they know what DCI (or Drum Corps is). Most don't. Holding finals in Texas, Florida, Wisconsin, California etc, is extemely beneficial in spreading the word. The hoosiers will be intimate with DCI, but it will remain in obsecurity for most of the rest of the country.
Individual Corps traveling routes will chang as a result of this as well. Because finals are in a different place nearly every year, the mix of shows that a corps attends during the months leading to finals varies. Will we see a settling of routes and shows around the country? Will there still be as many small-town shows available as there are today?
I can't help but feel a little like DCI has sold out here. It seems that the Indy Chamber of Commerce has DCI in it's hip pocket. It was remarked during the Press Conference that this event should generate $10,000,000 for Indianapolis tourism each year.
No need to anticipate an announcement that finals will be held somewhere near you any longer (unless of course you live in the midwest.)
I did think of one positive thing that might result from this announcement. The midwest lacks a bit of interest when it comes to Drum Corp, Marching Band and Colorguard. Maybe we'll see a few more corps pop up in the midwest.
I love Indiana having lived there for a few years, and I think this is a great thing for Indy. But, I'm not sure it's the best thing for DCI.
Read some FAQ's about this announcement at DCI.org
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Sunday, August 06, 2006
A blast from the past: EMCB Courtyard @ UofU...
I was looking for a picture for a friend today, and I ran across this picture online:
This is the courtyard of the EMCB building in the Engineering Department of the University of Utah. I hear that the place is changed now, but I assume this courtyard looks similar. It's hard to sum up a place like this. So much bitterness, and so much triumph all wrapped up into one place. I want to either bronze the place and put is on my mantle, or burn it to the ground and never look back. I can't decide, but I have matches and kerosine all set here.
This view is taken from a doorway on the second floor of this buildling. Since this doorway is close to the lab where we spent most of our time (lives!) back then, we spent countless hours standing in that spot taking a break, and talking ourselves out of nervous breakdowns.
The doors that you see in the left corner of that buildling are where we always emerged after every Computer Science test we ever had. All the cs kids would come out by those little trees, and talk about each problem in the test. I wanted to live in ignorant bliss for at least a few more house so I agressively avoided these conversations. I remember chating my post-test mantra "FBFW Mattie...it's over" or "For Better or For Worse, it's over." (Meaning the test.)
That was clearly the hardest thing I've ever done, but probably not the hardest thing I'll ever do. In that light, I kind of miss that place. But in any other light, I think it's good that I moved across the entire country, away from here.
/me lights match.
This is the courtyard of the EMCB building in the Engineering Department of the University of Utah. I hear that the place is changed now, but I assume this courtyard looks similar. It's hard to sum up a place like this. So much bitterness, and so much triumph all wrapped up into one place. I want to either bronze the place and put is on my mantle, or burn it to the ground and never look back. I can't decide, but I have matches and kerosine all set here.
This view is taken from a doorway on the second floor of this buildling. Since this doorway is close to the lab where we spent most of our time (lives!) back then, we spent countless hours standing in that spot taking a break, and talking ourselves out of nervous breakdowns.
The doors that you see in the left corner of that buildling are where we always emerged after every Computer Science test we ever had. All the cs kids would come out by those little trees, and talk about each problem in the test. I wanted to live in ignorant bliss for at least a few more house so I agressively avoided these conversations. I remember chating my post-test mantra "FBFW Mattie...it's over" or "For Better or For Worse, it's over." (Meaning the test.)
That was clearly the hardest thing I've ever done, but probably not the hardest thing I'll ever do. In that light, I kind of miss that place. But in any other light, I think it's good that I moved across the entire country, away from here.
/me lights match.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Kid in UT earns all 121 BSA Merit Badges...
deseretnews.com | Meritorious Scout earns 121 badges
Looks like this dude finished all 121 BSA meritbadges. I feel good if I get my kids to earn the required 21. It's a nice accomplishment. I wasn't surprised though, to see that he was homeschooled. Seems that in a homeschool environment (especially in Utah), meritbadges are often part of the curriculum. Required curriculum?
Now I wish my Jr. High and High School had offered Merit Badge Classes. Or do I?
Many parents of scouts place restrictions on their boys or use reward systems. "No dating until you get your eagle." "No drivers license until you get your eagle." "No eating until you get another 38 meritbadges done tonight." Ok, I made the last one up, but the first two are common. I've never agreed with that kind of motivation. A reward maybe, but not a threat.
Anyway, nice work Utah Homeschool kid. No matter what circumstance you're in, that's a big job, and it sounds like you did well. Be a scoutmaster when you're older. It's fun.
Looks like this dude finished all 121 BSA meritbadges. I feel good if I get my kids to earn the required 21. It's a nice accomplishment. I wasn't surprised though, to see that he was homeschooled. Seems that in a homeschool environment (especially in Utah), meritbadges are often part of the curriculum. Required curriculum?
Now I wish my Jr. High and High School had offered Merit Badge Classes. Or do I?
Many parents of scouts place restrictions on their boys or use reward systems. "No dating until you get your eagle." "No drivers license until you get your eagle." "No eating until you get another 38 meritbadges done tonight." Ok, I made the last one up, but the first two are common. I've never agreed with that kind of motivation. A reward maybe, but not a threat.
Anyway, nice work Utah Homeschool kid. No matter what circumstance you're in, that's a big job, and it sounds like you did well. Be a scoutmaster when you're older. It's fun.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
The lowdown on BGE's 72% rate increase...
72% rate increase. That sounds high to me. Really high.
I'm new to Maryland. In fact, I moved here during the exact time period that this new rate was supposed to take place. I never had a bill that wasn't part of the 72% rate increase. When I called to sign up, they have me option after option for making automatic payments, deferring payments, paying in home-grown produce etc etc. I told them to just bill me the whole amount, every month. No Shenanigans please.
A few weeks later, they changed their minds. Well, actually the Maryland legislature changed BGE's minds by passing a bill that limits BGE's rate increase to 15% for the next 11 months, and compelling all BGE users to enroll in a plan that postpones the remaining 57% of the rate increase. At the end of the 11 months, the rate will reflect the full 72% increase as well as a "recovery fee" to collect the 57% not collected over the past 11 month. BGE will collect this fee for 10 years.
How confusing is that? Ok, not really that confusing. But, I really hate the idea that I'll have a manditory loan from BGE. I called them today get more info. There is NO opt out option here. Everyone will pay the deferred rate no matter what. If you pay the FULL amount, they'll just hang on the difference as a credit on your account. At the end of the 11 months, if you've paid the FULL amount each month, you'll end up with a large credit. But still...they won't take it. You still pay the recovery fee over 10 years. Of course, if you cancel your service within those ten years, you pay the difference right away, in full.
Here is an example.
My bill this month:
Total Evergy Charges: $168.78
Deferred Rate Amount: $47.19
Total Due: $121.59
If I pay the $168.78, I'll end up with a 47.19 credit on my account that will last for 10 years. Over 11 months, that might come to about $550 that BGE will "hold" for me, over 10 years. The good news is...there is no extra fee included in the recovery fee. They're just charging me for the deferred rate amount, and nothing more.
So, looks like they have me over a barrel here. Either I let them have my $550 to invest and become rich from, or I take their manditory loan.
The only thing to do is to pay their $121.59, and put the rest in an investment account. At least I could earn 5 or 6 percent on that money that way.
One thing that still bothers me though, is the huge amount of the increase. I know it's part of a long past deregulation bill, but still. Am I to believe that the company has been unprofitable for all these years? No. They have not.
Check out this article about the rate increase:
A Deregulation Bill Comes Due
Scroll down about a quarter of the way. You'll see it. Here are the main points:
"This July 1, seven years after state lawmakers voted to deregulate the state power industry, customers of BGE will see a 72 percent hike in their electric bills, for an annual extra cost of $743 per household."
"Maryland energy consumers are having a hard time understanding why BGE needs all those extra dollars. Last year, BGE cleared a $150 million profit. BGE’s parent company, Constellation Energy, saw its profits soar an amazing 45 percent in last year's final quarter."
"With profit rates already so high, why did top execs at Constellation go ahead with a 72 percent rate hike sure to create a firestorm of ratepayer fury? The answer, charged an editorial last week in the Annapolis daily that serves the Maryland state capital, sits in the $11 billion merger with Florida Power & Light that Constellation executives spent last year negotiating."
"The merger with Florida Power & Light, still not final, will leave Constellation Energy CEO Mayo Shattuck and four other top company executives with $78 million in bonuses."
Like I said. Shenanigans. Shenanigans that I'm paying for.
Sunday, July 30, 2006
Upgrades complete...check out the specs...
I've finished migrating junk from the old server to the new, and have taken some storage space and moved it to the new system. I moved 2 120gb drives.
It has added some needed space for nightly backups etc.
Have a look at the complete system specs here
It has added some needed space for nightly backups etc.
Have a look at the complete system specs here
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
The Hog: My new Ride... (OMX-600)
I bought some new wheels. Check them out, in all their glory.
Behold the Omni OMX-600
It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.
After a few weeks riding it, I can say that it's fun and cheap. I filled up the 1.3 Gallon tank yesterday and did some calculations. So far, I'm getting about 102 miles per gallon. That's about 5 times what I get car or truck. A few more calculations later, I figure we'll save about $40-$50 per month by driving the scooter to and from work.
I usually go anywhere between 30 and 40 miles per hour, with an occasional 45 if I'm going straight down a 90 degree cliff. I'd say my average speed is probably 35. I take the back roads (mostly) to work, so I don't have to deal with much traffic.
I wear a helmet and a reflect/day-glow orange vest for safety. People seem to respect that.
Here are a few more pictures, as well as some specs from the dealers website:
A profile shot.
The boy and the hog.
The Helm. (I added the clock. Ya...Pimp my scooter material. )
Anyone else drive a scooter? Drop me a line.
Behold the Omni OMX-600
It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.
After a few weeks riding it, I can say that it's fun and cheap. I filled up the 1.3 Gallon tank yesterday and did some calculations. So far, I'm getting about 102 miles per gallon. That's about 5 times what I get car or truck. A few more calculations later, I figure we'll save about $40-$50 per month by driving the scooter to and from work.
I usually go anywhere between 30 and 40 miles per hour, with an occasional 45 if I'm going straight down a 90 degree cliff. I'd say my average speed is probably 35. I take the back roads (mostly) to work, so I don't have to deal with much traffic.
I wear a helmet and a reflect/day-glow orange vest for safety. People seem to respect that.
Here are a few more pictures, as well as some specs from the dealers website:
A profile shot.
The boy and the hog.
The Helm. (I added the clock. Ya...Pimp my scooter material. )
Model # OMX-600
Colors: Candy Apple Red, Raven Black
Engine: 49.5cc 2 stroke
Economy: Up to 125 mpg
Starter: Electric with Kick Lever Backup
Top Speed: 45 mph (75 Kmph)
Safety: Mirrors, Reflectors, Brake lights, Turn Signal Lights, Head Lights
Anti Theft: Keyed Ignition, Steering Lock, VIN, 2 Locked Storage Compartments
Fuel Tank: 5.0 liters
Gauges: Speedometer, Odometer, and Fuel Level
Weight: 180 lbs. (82 kg)
Maximum Load: 250 lbs. (113 kg)
Tires: 10 x 3.50 front and rear 4 Ply Rated
Brakes: Drum brakes front and rear
Wheelbase: 47.25 inches (1200 mm)
Suspension: Telescopic Front Forks / Rear Mono Shock
Colors: Candy Apple Red, Raven Black
Engine: 49.5cc 2 stroke
Economy: Up to 125 mpg
Starter: Electric with Kick Lever Backup
Top Speed: 45 mph (75 Kmph)
Safety: Mirrors, Reflectors, Brake lights, Turn Signal Lights, Head Lights
Anti Theft: Keyed Ignition, Steering Lock, VIN, 2 Locked Storage Compartments
Fuel Tank: 5.0 liters
Gauges: Speedometer, Odometer, and Fuel Level
Weight: 180 lbs. (82 kg)
Maximum Load: 250 lbs. (113 kg)
Tires: 10 x 3.50 front and rear 4 Ply Rated
Brakes: Drum brakes front and rear
Wheelbase: 47.25 inches (1200 mm)
Suspension: Telescopic Front Forks / Rear Mono Shock
Anyone else drive a scooter? Drop me a line.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Tiny Fuse...Huge Problem.
Installing this fuse took me 20 hours.
Last night around 8pm, I tried to install a new thermostat. Every time I think I know what I'm doing...I realize that I have a lot to learn.
After the first few hours, my wife finally found an obscure blurb in the troubleshooting section of the thermostat companies website that told us that our particular AC unit might not be supported by this digital thermostat.
So, I tried to put on the old one. No good. No power and no cold air coming out. :(
The next day, I went to buy the "supported" thermostat. After following the install instructions, I found that it didn't work either. I spend the rest of the next day talking to service guys, guying fuses and replacing peices. In the end, it was this tiny fuse. It took me 5 stores to find someone to sold these little fuses.
I can't tell you how awesome it was to hear that fan kick on once I got this thin installed, and the new thermostat wired correctly.
Phew.
Last night around 8pm, I tried to install a new thermostat. Every time I think I know what I'm doing...I realize that I have a lot to learn.
After the first few hours, my wife finally found an obscure blurb in the troubleshooting section of the thermostat companies website that told us that our particular AC unit might not be supported by this digital thermostat.
So, I tried to put on the old one. No good. No power and no cold air coming out. :(
The next day, I went to buy the "supported" thermostat. After following the install instructions, I found that it didn't work either. I spend the rest of the next day talking to service guys, guying fuses and replacing peices. In the end, it was this tiny fuse. It took me 5 stores to find someone to sold these little fuses.
I can't tell you how awesome it was to hear that fan kick on once I got this thin installed, and the new thermostat wired correctly.
Phew.
Monday, July 17, 2006
New Machine...New Weblog... and RIP TAC
So, themdg.org is now on better hardware. Huzzah. It as upgraded from the old PII 450 (Or was it a PIII?) gateway compy with 256MB ram to the PIII 750 with nearly 1GB of ram. The new system is really a solid peice of work. It's been our main desktop for about 6 years. I purchased it from Totally Awesome Computers in Salt Lake City, UT and it's been the best computer I've ever owned. A few upgrades here and there (started with a 15gb hdd and 128MB ram), but the core system is the same.
We welcome the TAC to it's new home hosting all the sites that themdg has to offer.
Edit: Sadly, it looks like Totally Awesome Computer of Salt Lake City, UT is now out of business. It's a bit sordid actually, but you can read the tale by following these links:
http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,635189251,00.html
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=171274
http://www.slweekly.com/editorial/2005/feature_2005-08-04.cfm
Too bad he let his gun-nuttiness get out of control. He had a great thing going. Just look at my system! 6 years running, and now reborn.
RIP TAC.
We welcome the TAC to it's new home hosting all the sites that themdg has to offer.
Edit: Sadly, it looks like Totally Awesome Computer of Salt Lake City, UT is now out of business. It's a bit sordid actually, but you can read the tale by following these links:
http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,635189251,00.html
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=171274
http://www.slweekly.com/editorial/2005/feature_2005-08-04.cfm
Too bad he let his gun-nuttiness get out of control. He had a great thing going. Just look at my system! 6 years running, and now reborn.
RIP TAC.
Monday, July 10, 2006
MBNA Credit Card Security?
Today I called MBNA to ask why my credit card no longer works. I use it for online purchases because it has one of those services that lets you generate a new card number with a small limit...just enough for your purchase.
They told me that they disabled the card because I made a purchase through google.com checkout service, and they wanted to make sure it was actually me using the card. I told them it was, and the promised to "turn my card back on" within 15 minutes.
However, the card has been "off" for more than a week, and I haven't heard one word from them. When I asked if they plan on alerting their users, she replied that they "Sometimes mail out a notification." No...they wait for you to call.
Give me a break.
They told me that they disabled the card because I made a purchase through google.com checkout service, and they wanted to make sure it was actually me using the card. I told them it was, and the promised to "turn my card back on" within 15 minutes.
However, the card has been "off" for more than a week, and I haven't heard one word from them. When I asked if they plan on alerting their users, she replied that they "Sometimes mail out a notification." No...they wait for you to call.
Give me a break.
Thursday, July 06, 2006
M$ Planning IPod Killer - allowing free download of itunes songs.
An interesting article about rumors of the "Ipod Killer" by microsoft. I love the idea of them allowing us to download songs that only work on the ipod...but I bet they have their OWN version of DRM. No way they'll be free and clear audio files.
Microsoft planning WiFi-enabled portable media player, working on MVNO for next year - Engadget:
"But it gets better. To attract current iPod users Microsoft is going to let you download for free any songs you've already bought from the iTunes Music Store. They'll actually scan iTunes for purchased tracks and then automatically add those to your account. Microsoft will still have to pay the rights-holders for the songs, but they believe it'll be worth it to acquire converts to their new player."
Microsoft planning WiFi-enabled portable media player, working on MVNO for next year - Engadget:
"But it gets better. To attract current iPod users Microsoft is going to let you download for free any songs you've already bought from the iTunes Music Store. They'll actually scan iTunes for purchased tracks and then automatically add those to your account. Microsoft will still have to pay the rights-holders for the songs, but they believe it'll be worth it to acquire converts to their new player."
DCI on the Big Screen - Summer 2006
You can watch DCI quarter finals live in the movie theater.
Check to find a theater near you.
Drum Corps International (DCI) -- The World's Top Drum and Bugle Corps - 95
Check to find a theater near you.
Drum Corps International (DCI) -- The World's Top Drum and Bugle Corps - 95
New Post on New Weblog
See...now, I didn't know you could get these things to publish straight to my own website. That's perfect. Seems that there are a lot of way to get blogger content in. Maybe I can migrate the junk from my current site into blogger.
I wonder how I get pictures in here.
Okay, I see how to get pictures here. With this "Add Image" button.
This might be more fun than my current system.
Friday, June 02, 2006
We found this snake in my sisters house. Check out the link for more in-house pictures. A true and thrilling story!
http://old.themdg.org/gallery/snake
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
New brakes for everyone...
We're driving both cars from Kansas to Maryland in the next month. I've been doing some car updates before we go, to make sure we make it in one peice.
One thing that needed doing on both the car (93 Nissan Maxima) and the truck (96 Mazda B2300) was a break check. The breakes in the max were verrrry loud, but they've always been that way.
So, over a few weeks, I removed, inspected, replaced, or repaired the brakes on all 8 wheels. Here is the rundown of the work:
Maxima:
Turned Rotors
Turned Drums
Replaced Pads
Replaced Shoes
Adjustments
B2300
Turned Rotors
Replaced Drums
Repacked Bearings
Adjustments.
Man...they both drive like new cars. The Rotors in the truck were pretty warped. Now that they're newly turned, it stops perfectly. I think for the whole project I spent around $100. Not bad for a do-it-myself job. :)
One thing that needed doing on both the car (93 Nissan Maxima) and the truck (96 Mazda B2300) was a break check. The breakes in the max were verrrry loud, but they've always been that way.
So, over a few weeks, I removed, inspected, replaced, or repaired the brakes on all 8 wheels. Here is the rundown of the work:
Maxima:
Turned Rotors
Turned Drums
Replaced Pads
Replaced Shoes
Adjustments
B2300
Turned Rotors
Replaced Drums
Repacked Bearings
Adjustments.
Man...they both drive like new cars. The Rotors in the truck were pretty warped. Now that they're newly turned, it stops perfectly. I think for the whole project I spent around $100. Not bad for a do-it-myself job. :)
Friday, February 24, 2006
Make a list, before your brain explodes...
Our country is just over two centuries old. That's pretty young compred to other countries in the world. Will our country make it to twice this age? Three time? Thirty times?
It's easy to think that...Yes...our country, even with it's problems, is doing pretty well. That's until you watch a few hours of Television. Watch one hour of anything marketed as "Reality Television" and you'll see what I mean. We're being fed a constant stream of mind-numbing trash! You can pick any "real" television show and watch it for an hour. You have just shortened your life by 14 hours. In my research, I found a story of a boy who watched SO much reality-television that he suddenly died of intelligence deficiency. Very sad.
What do you avoid, you ask? How can you reclaim you brain cells, you wonder? Here is a small list of criteria that you should avoid at ALL costs. A phrase which here means that when any of these scenarios comes on the television, you should act as if fire, spears, terrorists and strangers offering candy are pouring out of your television, into you living room.
1) Anything that involves any type of "Elimination." It's the show that should be eliminated, not the printer and fax machine repair man from Detroit.
2) Anything staring anyone that is famous for something other than starting in TV shows. This includes singers, rappers, artists, ex-convicts, business men, strippers, models, people who are famous for nothing, people who are not famous, people who murder other people, people who dare to eat rediculous things, or athletes.
3) Anything where people cry for "real."
4) Any show where there is a panel of judges.
5) Anything that will help choose Americas Next _anything_.
Also, I suggest making a list of people that you simply will not tolerate seeing in your home, or in your life. Act as if these peoples image causes you pain and burns your eyes. Because guess what? They do! When these people come on the television, RUN! For your life! Grab the remove and change it. Cover your ears and eyes and do that "La la la la" thing so you can't hear. Run from the room while screaming at the top of your lungs. If you don't, your brain will eventually explode.
I'm not going to list any actual names because that's JUST what they want. In fact, if I had listed names, and you had read them in this context, you'd be dumber than when you started. I just saved you 12.3 minutes of your life. You're welcome.
It's easy to think that...Yes...our country, even with it's problems, is doing pretty well. That's until you watch a few hours of Television. Watch one hour of anything marketed as "Reality Television" and you'll see what I mean. We're being fed a constant stream of mind-numbing trash! You can pick any "real" television show and watch it for an hour. You have just shortened your life by 14 hours. In my research, I found a story of a boy who watched SO much reality-television that he suddenly died of intelligence deficiency. Very sad.
What do you avoid, you ask? How can you reclaim you brain cells, you wonder? Here is a small list of criteria that you should avoid at ALL costs. A phrase which here means that when any of these scenarios comes on the television, you should act as if fire, spears, terrorists and strangers offering candy are pouring out of your television, into you living room.
1) Anything that involves any type of "Elimination." It's the show that should be eliminated, not the printer and fax machine repair man from Detroit.
2) Anything staring anyone that is famous for something other than starting in TV shows. This includes singers, rappers, artists, ex-convicts, business men, strippers, models, people who are famous for nothing, people who are not famous, people who murder other people, people who dare to eat rediculous things, or athletes.
3) Anything where people cry for "real."
4) Any show where there is a panel of judges.
5) Anything that will help choose Americas Next _anything_.
Also, I suggest making a list of people that you simply will not tolerate seeing in your home, or in your life. Act as if these peoples image causes you pain and burns your eyes. Because guess what? They do! When these people come on the television, RUN! For your life! Grab the remove and change it. Cover your ears and eyes and do that "La la la la" thing so you can't hear. Run from the room while screaming at the top of your lungs. If you don't, your brain will eventually explode.
I'm not going to list any actual names because that's JUST what they want. In fact, if I had listed names, and you had read them in this context, you'd be dumber than when you started. I just saved you 12.3 minutes of your life. You're welcome.
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